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The Philosophy of Stag Night

Jun 20, 2018 | Posted by Jeff Roy

Once the inevitable game of golf is recorded for the history books and the combatants have retired to clubhouse for the usual tall tales as well as the occasional adult beverage one can be treated to some in-depth philosophy. So much so you would find yourself questioning whether these seemingly ordinary gentlemen are not some misplaced Ivy League graduate trying to break into the ranks of the brave.

Last Wednesday while sitting quietly I overheard the following conversation taking place between our own leader Fred, Art and everyone’s favorite, Lou.

Fred was explaining to Art that “Ben Franklin said; In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and in water there is Bacteria.” How Fred even knew who Ben Franklin was, surprised me, but the beginning of this philosophical tale started to intrigue me.

Then out of the darkness (since it was getting late) Lou pops in with and adds his very own points by telling us, “You know scientist have demonstrated that if we drink 1 Liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia, (E. Coli) – BACTERIA, which is found in FECES!” And he said this with such a straight face and so convincingly, that I was waiting for the next nugget of wisdom, and sure enough he followed it up with, “That means we humans are consuming 1 kilo of POOP, annually!”

We all thought don’t stop there and leave us hanging, go on Lou go on. And to our delight he did and explained further, “We do not run that risk when drinking wine or beer (I am sure other beverages such as rum, whisky are included or why name the course Whisky Run). Lou went on to explain, “its because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.” Wow! Who Knew!

And he wasn’t finished, he follow-up with a very serious look on his face and said, “Water = Poop, Wine = Health, therefore, it’s better for one to drink wine and appear to talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of shit!”

There you have it a true Stag Night Philosophical service at no charge.



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