Welcome to the Men's Stag Night 2018 Season

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May 15, 2018 | Posted by Jeff Roy

As I was making my usually slow Crab crawl exit this past Wednesday and I witnessed a truly amazing site. There seated around a collection of tables was a less than distinguished group of questionable team captains.  Who had as their main objective the establishment of fair and equitable teams for the 2018 Stag Night season. Now, it could be said that these gentlemen were suffering from “slow-start-to-season-idis” A newly invented medical condition which generally is applied to the suffering once a golfing season falls more than 3 weeks behind schedule. We barely escaped this condition from becoming a chronic condition. It was counter acted by the consumption of several known quantities of adult beverages. A prescription most participants are willing to take without the slightest objection.

Now no one could argue (since they did enough of it for everyone last Wednesday picking teams) that the collection assembled accomplished their objective, which was to evenly disperse the golfing talent among the said name teams. And there is plenty of talent to go around that is for sure. Someone once witnessed a Stag Night participant walk a straight line through the bush and find his ball that he had just deposited in the pond on #3 on the Serpent. What really made it extraordinary was he was found finishing #9 on the Fox. Now that takes talent!

Can there be a better place to shed our daily grind and grime then Wednesday night by sloshing through 9 holes of golf coupled with great food, cold drinks and the most accommodating staff ever assembled! I say nay, there is no better place.

It is up to us who are the brave to continue this tradition of Wednesday Stag Night. It takes courage and real down to earth fortitude to stand upright at the conclusion of each Stag Night and declare our solemn declaration to do it all over again in another 7 days. Especially when our poor performance has relegated oneself to the purgatory of shame, known affectionately as the “Useless Bastards.”

Let us all golf on!

 


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This Week's Hi-Lights...


Low Team

T1

Stan s Team

Luke s Team


Low Gross

Ken Burke Sr.


Low Net

Net Flight : Handicap Range 0 to 9

Keith Huntingdon


Net Flight : Handicap Range 10 to 40

T1

David Drummond

Larry Layne


Skins

Gross Flight +3 to 9.0

Skin Value: $92.00

Randy Mackay

Gross Flight 10.0 to 25.0

Skin Value: $2.25

Joe Biamonte

Larry Layne

Darryl MacMicken

Ricky Thompson

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Money List
Pos. Name Winnings
1 Ken Burke Sr. $74.33
2 Chris Rivando $62.8
3 Sunny Tutti $49.17
4 Jeff Roy $46
5 Kevin Dobbs $43.33
6 Bryan Hilborn $37
7 Randy Mackay $35
8 Brian Friedlein $27.34
9 John Carbone $27
10 Jeff Galipeau $26
11 Ted Kicinski $20
12 Paul Putney $19.91
13 Bryan Foebel $19.5
14 Gord Tellier $18.5
15 Rick Heywood $16.45
16 Gary Pinelli $15.17
17 Earl Tobias $14.75
18 Kevin Hall $14.3
19 Roger Beck $14.05
T20 Barrie Wilson $14
T20 Phil Clough $14
T20 Michael Ker $14
T20 Brian Pye $14
T24 Rick Desjardins $13.67
T24 Ron Lindhorst $13.67
T24 Ed Bogucki $13.67
27 Gary Rodgers $13.03
28 Mike Boulard $10
T29 Jim Hollingshead $9.25
T29 Bob Beck $9.25
T31 Ron Lee $8.5
T31 Jim Huntingdon $8.5
33 Tom Moffatt $7.47
34 Dean Miller $7.45
T35 Dennis VanBrussel $7.25
T35 Marty Smits $7.25
T37 Jindy Bains $6.8
T37 Fred Moreau $6.8
T39 Art Cunningham $6.67
T39 David Drummond $6.67
T41 Asger Skrubbeltrang $5.33
T41 John Pool $5.33
43 Stan Sigut $4.5
44 Kent Sauder $4.25
45 Darryl MacMicken $2.6
46 Garry Patrick $2
47 Michael Behm $0.5
T48 Jeff Airhardt $0
T48 Luke Nieuwland $0
T48 Lou Nieuwland $0
T48 Dave Humber $0
T48 Bill Ayotte $0
T48 Joe Biamonte $0
T48 Lonnie Daradick $0
T48 Bob Desjardins $0
T48 Carmine Guadagno $0
T48 Mark Hardy $0
T48 Ricky Thompson $0
T48 Marc Huminilowycz $0
T48 Keith Huntingdon $0
T48 Larry Layne $0
T48 Steve Mester $0
T48 John Sider $0
Total Payout $817.01