The resemblance is uncanny!
Harding: What's wrong with you?
Woodrow: Either these other golfers are really bad or I have indigestion. I hope it's indigestion.
Harding: Why?
Woodrow: Indigestion gets better over time.
Harding: C'mon Woodrow, they're not half bad.
Woodrow: You're right, they're ALL bad. Hey, what's all that commotion over there?
Harding: Dale Walden and Dennis Burrows are leaving.
Woodrow: You know what that makes them?
Harding: Smarter than us! But I heard the men's night here is a runaway success?
Woodrow: Yep, everytime Shewfelt comes up to do the announcements you want to runaway.

Wakka wakka wakka! Woody "Woodrow" Widmeyer and Paul Harding scored 23 points each last week - earning a tie for first place and the right to sit in the balcony and heckle the results of the other 74 golfers.
The special guest for the night was Grant Clark who sang, danced and got a Hole In One on the 3rd hole. It was his 2nd lifetime ace and the second one for us in back to back weeks. Of course, this also earned Grant the closest to the pin on #3, while Mark Morton nestled one in tight on #7.
Special thanks to Steve Bell for being our sponsor and not even knowing it!