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Jack Squat!

Jun 11, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

Hi. How is everybody? Good. Great. Now as you've probably been told, my name is Jay Bell, I scored 23 points on Thursday, finished in 1st place and I'm a motivational speaker. So let me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about. First up I'm 42 years old, I was divorced and I live in a van down by the river. Now, you guys are probably saying to yourselves: I'm going to go out and grab Men's Night by the tail and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket! Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find out, as you golf out there, that you are going to amount to JACK SQUAT!! Young man, Dwayne Sheppard, what do you want to do with your life? Well actually Jay, I kinda wanna finish in 2nd place with 22 points right behind you. Well LA-DE-FRICKIN'-DAH! We got ourselves a future hallafamer here! Hey Dad! I can't see too good. Is he wanting on the Bellzy Train over there?! Now you kids are probably saying to yourselves, "Hey Jay, how can we get on the Bellzy Train?" And the answer is that I get my gear and move in with you. We're gonna be BUDDIES. We're gonna be PALS. Here's you, there's Bellzy, here's you, here's Bellzy....


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