Welcome to the Kincardine G C Men's Night 2018 Season

Jul 24, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

I hope that's a hunk of clay in your pocket?!

"Ohhhhhh, my love, my darling, I've hungered for men's night - a long, lonely time". 82 golfers didn't stand a "ghost" of a chance last Thursday night as Stephen Bell and Richard Bowman found their chemistry - molding, caressing and sensually shaping each of their golf shots into 23 points and a 1st place embrace. We've always loved you, Steve and Rich.....Ditto.
Meanwhile, Jeff Graham and Rene Brajuha hit their shots hauntingly close on #3 and #7 for the closest to the pins.
Finally, we slid Charlie Hunter one penny at time up the clubhouse door - 3,450 times - for winning the 50/50 draw. Whoopi!
Special thanks to David Patterson and Billy Patterson for sponsoring such a romantic evening.

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Jul 19, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

From the Balcony

The resemblance is uncanny!
Harding: What's wrong with you?
Woodrow: Either these other golfers are really bad or I have indigestion. I hope it's indigestion.
Harding: Why?
Woodrow: Indigestion gets better over time.
Harding: C'mon Woodrow, they're not half bad.
Woodrow: You're right, they're ALL bad. Hey, what's all that commotion over there?
Harding: Dale Walden and Dennis Burrows are leaving.
Woodrow: You know what that makes them?
Harding: Smarter than us! But I heard the men's night here is a runaway success?
Woodrow: Yep, everytime Shewfelt comes up to do the announcements you want to runaway.

Wakka wakka wakka! Woody "Woodrow" Widmeyer and Paul Harding scored 23 points each last week - earning a tie for first place and the right to sit in the balcony and heckle the results of the other 74 golfers.
The special guest for the night was Grant Clark who sang, danced and got a Hole In One on the 3rd hole. It was his 2nd lifetime ace and the second one for us in back to back weeks. Of course, this also earned Grant the closest to the pin on #3, while Mark Morton nestled one in tight on #7.
Special thanks to Steve Bell for being our sponsor and not even knowing it!

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Jul 19, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

You're my boy, Wood!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event! In this corner, weighing in at 122 pounds and pushing 94 years of age, the recipient of a brand new plastic hip - Paul "Woody" Widmeyer. And in the opposite corner, weighing in at a combined 12,210 pounds, from Kincardine Men's Night, it's 66 other golfers.
"You sure you're ok with this, Wood?"
"Just ring the "earmuffs" bell, you horse's ass!"
"You're my boy, Wood!!"
Thursday night men's night went old school with Woody Widmeyer collecting 25 points to lead all the pledges. Will Vandeklippe was right behind him with 24 points and could have won but he had his first HOLE-IN-ONE on #3 and went "streakin' through town right after to celebrate.
Needless to say, Will also got the closest to the pin on #3, while Ken Davey found some time between Home Depot and Bed, Bath and Beyond to stick it tight on #7 - "Once it hits your club, it's so good!"

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Jul 19, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

Enter Sandman

Batman vs Superman, Thor vs Loki.....nothing compared to the marvel match up that happened last week. Don Rosart aka Sandman - harnessed all the power of the sand in his pockets to take on the deadly darts of Richard "The Bowman" Bowman. Rosart surrounded Bowman with 24 sandbags but Rich fired back with 24 pinpoint accurate points of his own to leave both heroes eternally deadlocked in a battle for supremacy. Special thanks to Steam Whistle Pilsner for being our sponsor and providing their "Pyramids of Pleasure" to try and protect the rest of us innocent bystanders.

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Miami Slice

Jul 19, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

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I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Jun 21, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

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Jack Squat!

Jun 11, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

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Who's the new guy?

May 31, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

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Nobody knows, the trouble my ball's seen....

May 16, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

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Ah hon, ya got Arby's all over me.

May 1, 2018 | Posted by The MNC

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Kincardine G C Men's Night Sponsors:

Progressive Reults Group

Grey Matter Brewery

This Week - Miller Insurance

Todd Farrell


Tonight's Sponsor - Dave Patterson

This week's Sponsor - AREVA

Shewfelt Financial

Bill and Dave Shewfelt


This Week - Steam Whistle

This Week's Sponsor - West Shore

This Week's Sponsor

Donald Peddie


The Bruce Steakhouse

519-396-5100


The Erie Belle

Chuck Edey


Hawg's Breath

Presto Crest

Dennis, Dan, Derrick and Ron


Frank Everett

Continental Cartage & Moving


Boston Pizza

Lauren Robertson


Triple Bogey

This Week's Sponsor

This Week's Sponsor - 4 Old Bastards

Grant, Surge, KP, Sweet Lou


This Week - Kelden Homes

Dale Walden


Men's Night Closing Sponsor

Martin O'Connor and Jason Fear


This Week's Sponsor

 
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